The Woodcock inn
evidently, some bar in the pittsburgh area said to have great food. also, a famous bar in england of the same name. has a great suggestive name. i mean, come on! who wouldn’t want to go there just because of that.
(looking for directions)
some guy- how far is the woodc-ck inn?
other guy- about 6 inches.
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