The Zapata


taking a lady out for a nice seafood dinner and never calling her again.
william: hey, how did that date go last night?

nick: she was a huge b-tch, so i gave her the zapata.
like the hitler or dirty sanchez just wiped side ways across the underpart of the nose.
hey tommy, i totaly gave that chick jackie the zapata the other night. it was sweet.

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