The Zombie Mask
while getting head from your favorite, unsuspecting,friendly neighborhood
sl-t, tell her to look right up at you with those “pretty eyes” when you blow
your load. then just when you’re ready to spew, blast your load right in both
eyes. this temporary state of blindness will produce the zombie effect as she stumbles around the room with arms outstretched and moaning like the walking
dead.
“after a few hours of f-cking, she wanted to try something new, so i pulled a zombie mask on her. she hasn’t called since.”
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