theme park tailgate


the act of exiting the theme park to meet in the car park for a bring your own prepared lunch because the prices are too high, the lines are long and the quality of food is often poor.
have a great day kids and i’ll see you all at 12pm for some theme park tailgate. get a p-ss out at the gate and remember where the car is parked.

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