Theodork
a nickname for theo or theodore. often a blonde haired very handsome, attractive guy. the girls cant get over him and he usually has at least one stalker. nice eyes and can get along with pretty much anyone. he can sometimes be ridiculous and tends to call people crazy, but its really just because he himself is just as crazy. theodorks apparently have large p-n-ses and are great in bed. they are known for being very fertile and knowing how to show you a good time. they have nice muscles which he mistakes for fat. very trustworthy and funny when under the influence of alcohol.
dang that guy has a huge p-n-s! must be a theodork
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