Theoretical Friend
old friends that you never really hear from anymore, apart from the occasional text msg, email or fleeting birthday card, that always contains one of the phrases: “we should meet up, hang out, do something, i’ll call you…” but never actually make any arrangements. these are good on paper mates, those that b-mp up your personal sense of popularity but never actually see. friends in theory.
“are you kidding, annie’s not going to come, she’s a theoretical friend…”
old friends that you never really hear from anymore, apart from the occasional text msg, email or fleeting birthday card, that always contains one of the phrases: “we should meet up, hang out, do something, i’ll call you…” but never actually make any arrangements. these are good on paper mates, those that b-mp up your personal sense of popularity but never actually see. friends in theory.
“are you kidding, annie’s not going to come, she’s a theoretical friend…”
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