the b-lls that women freeze off when they climb into cold waters. women don’t have t-st-cl-s so we need something to freeze off besides our br–sts because that would be saddening for both s-xes. the moment when you get your groin area submerged into the water and you must stop and breath those are your theoretical t-st-cl-s falling off.
when she cannon balled into the water, you could see her theoretical t-st-cl-s shrivle and fall off.
- The Pecker
a process in which you take one hand and repeatedly peck a girl’s b-tthole only using your five fingers in a beak-like configuration. after a couple seconds you proceed to peck her face with the same fingers you just used on her b-tthole. then you tell her to get the f-ck out of your rack. […]
- The Pee-Noise Problem
1.) a constant feeling that the noise of one’s pee stream hitting the water produces a less manly noise than those of his fellow bathroom guests…suggesting that he has an inadequate sized dong. 2.) a sign that your prostate may in fact be creeping its way up the weinershaft. if your pee-noise suddenly becomes less […]
- the peter voice
this is the voice which makes everyone listen. usually if you dont speak in it you will be ignored. this voice was invented by josh, he loves the film homeward bound! please help my house is on fire!!!!! talk in the peter voice and we will listen (very low meaning full voice, like the voice […]
- the phantom penis
a scary frigging flash game in which a woman is abducted by aliens and you press a bar at the bottom of the screen to have oral s-x or to -n-l probe and the like seriously wtf! and has mock characters like hand solo and spewie, gauranteed to freak you out! random guy: did you […]
- The Pink Flamingo
the motion of lifting a single leg of a s-x partner while in the doggy style position. the lifted leg is then rested on the other leg of the person using the foot as a prop. “man i gave my wife the pink flamingo last night…. it was epic!