Theoretical Testicles

the b-lls that women freeze off when they climb into cold waters. women don’t have t-st-cl-s so we need something to freeze off besides our br–sts because that would be saddening for both s-xes. the moment when you get your groin area submerged into the water and you must stop and breath those are your theoretical t-st-cl-s falling off.
when she cannon balled into the water, you could see her theoretical t-st-cl-s shrivle and fall off.

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