thinking with two heads
when a guy does an action by using the head where his brain is located and the head where his p-n-s is located. a guy does this action so that it would probably increase his progress of further getting laid or just does an action and gets made fun of.
person a- jim!! open the door for the girls behind you.
person b- tom! no thanks i have better things to do.
person a- its called chivalry… you could learn something thats how i get laid
person b- nope, its called thinking with two heads…and thats what you could learn
person a- (silent)
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