This Woman
the name you call your mom when you are talking to your friends about how slow she is or when you want something from her.
“when are you coming to the party?”
“i don’t know. depends on how slow this woman is”
“do you want to go out for dinner with me and paul?”
“sure. but i’ve got to call this woman first!”
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