thizz faced
when you are pail, have very dilated pupils, and probably are sweaty/smelly from rolling at a rave for 8 hours. you cant help but bite on every bitable object in sight and theres no way you’re falling asleep for the next few hours. you are clearly f-cked up!
person 1: wow, i’m rolling b-lls!
person 2: dude, you are completely thizz faced, you smelly etard!
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