thomas jefferson express
when you take a week old cannoli, put it into your partner’s -ss hole (preferably if named donny or pauly), then place a candle or other instrument of a wax coat over sed -sshole, light the candle and melt the wax to seal the flavor like thomas jefferson stamping one of his world famous letters.
hey, i just hit a new milestone in my relationship with my girlfriend. last night she gave me the thomas jefferson express!
– nice bro, #goals
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