the most amazing guy you’ll ever meet. he’s so open minded and lighthearted you can’t help but picture forever with him. something you’ll never forget is his breathtaking smile. his eyes are absolutely mesmerizing, sparkling, deep, and pulling you in for a warm embrace. the light of your life, he’s someone who will put you in front of himself. he’s hard to move on from, so it’s best to cherish every second you have with him.
will you marry me?
girl : he’s being so sweet
boy: he’s such a thomas moore
palarva a term used to express what a load of h-ssle a task or experience is/was. usually used when quite p-ssed off or on verge of giving up. also used when remembering a stressfull experience or sh-t time. girl 1: can you go upstairs and get my blanket? girl 2: yeh sure. (comes back down) […]
- throw these hands
meaning about to start fighting “im about to throw these hands.” chris said sternly. “fine. you want to fight? let’s fight.”
when you’re impressed, stunned, and laughing all at once. dayhahahamn he got knocked the f-ck out!
- la pet*t mort
it refers to a woman p-ssing out after having a powerful -rg-sm. meg: riley, where have you been? the partys over. riley: i’ve been in the guest bedroom, jason over there gave me la pet-t mort.
- hairy dan
any feminist/femin-z-, especially ones with hairy armpits. it is derived from the word “harridan”, which means “a strict, bossy, or belligerent old woman.” person #1: are you going to intern at the daily wire? person #2: no, my mom’s a real hairy dan. person #1: that sucks, hairy dans are so unreasonable.