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• Misinterpretive

  when somebody has a lack of understanding for something and misconstrues it into something else that changes the intended meaning. person 1 talking to person 2 about an incident last night. person 1: “you tried to manipulate me!” person 2: “no, i was trying to help you! you misinterpretive wh-r-!”

• trastard

  a trashy b-st-rd he never takes a shower, filthy, an trashy. he is a trastard

• nope-a-dope

  (typically during a party setting) the tactic of pretending to be way more weird, intoxicated, or f-cked up than you actually are in attempts to throw off an unwanted flirt. “hey dude are you feeling okay?” “nah yo. this girl’s following me everywhere, got me playing nope-a-dope tryin to shake off the hoe” “oh sh-t, […]

• dick dating

  when you’re only dating somebody for their d-ck “hey have you seen stephanie’s new boyfriend?” “yeah, but she’s just d-ck dating him”

• Hemobalistic

  someone’s who’s so afraid to look at the needle while having their blood drawn, and becomes combative. my patient went hemobalistic when she glanced down as the needle was being inserted.

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