throbbing dick

the state of a p-n-s when a male has been watching p-rnography for over 10 minutes but hasn’t touched his d-ck in at least 5 leaving more blood in his member than his brain
“yo man, my throbbing d-ck was so hard last night i almost p-ssed out.”

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