throttle a turtle
to take a large (possibly) polish p-n-s into ones hands, and forcibly make it go where it don’t want to go
i had to throttle a turtle last night to keep my marriage alive
mr wriggly didn’t like it , but i throttled a turtle and made him get right in there
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