throttle jockey


a person who races anything with a throttle on it. hand-eye coordination and concentration are the key elements of being a throttle jockey as where physical condition is not.

example: nascar drivers
d-mn throttle jockeys are out street racing again tonite!
a male who likes to “jack off” or m-st-rb-t- alot.
“hey throttle jockey, did u have fun with pamela handerson last night??”
soemone who loiters around gay bars, has mental issues and frequents news community groups, such as newstalkback.au.
oooo i’m feeling so poofy throttlejockey i’m going to hang around a gay bar with a jar of vaseline.

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