Thumb Butter


when your wiping yourself and your thumb accidentally breaks through the toilet paper and gets “dirty”.
dude! i dropped the kids off at the pool last night and got covered in thumb b-tter when i was wiping with that cheap paper my wife buys!

awww man that is the worse!

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