thumped


to have been beaten or pounded.
“dude, what happened to mark’s face?”
“he started some sh-t at the bar last night. got thumped pretty bad.”
to be extremely drunk.
man, i was thumped last night!
to get naked in the game of thumper.
dude, got thumped last weekend.
v. past tense of the intransitive verb, to thump.

the act of leaving an area or confrontation at the most inopportune time, often creating a scene of confusion and disbelief.
“why isn’t he defending blacksmith?”
“oh! he thumped.”
adj. thumped

1. of or relating to possessing many epic loots
2. to be in the possession of an exceedingly gross number of epic loots
3. having more epic loots than one knows what to do with.
“that guy is so thumped, he ran out of bank slots for all his epics!”
the act of having s-x with a very large p-n-s, having had the thumper soundly applied to the female (or male) of the species
he thumped her in the b-tt

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