Thunder Punch

thunder punch: a drink created by the group rolling thunder, red in color and sweet, has been known to cause a variety of side effects mostly ending in lots of s-x,
warning do not attempt to consume thunder punch in a gl-ss bottom tankard, has been known to eat away the cement holding said gl-ss and cause bottom of tankard to drop out. do not spill thunder punch on anything unless it to is red in color for items will become stained blood red forever, search for society for creative anachronism
savored and enjoyed during sca war. nothing is better than a full tankard of thunder punch wile sitting around a campfire wile watching half or full naked dancing women to the heart beat of thunder drums echoing through the night.
the thunderpunch is performed by scr-w-ng a dame from behind doggystyle, then exactly at the point of -rg-sm, you pull out from the dirty lil concubine, and with all your might, you uppercut her right in the box, while spraying your man goo all over the place…..then in your best ac/dc “thunderstruck” voice you must yell,…..” you’ve been thunderpunched!!!…huuugghhh!!!!”
” i thunderpunched that broad so hard i broke her pelvis and my fist was sore for a week…”
attack characteristic of hitmonchan in the original pokemon game boy versions. sometimes causes paralysis.
don’t use thunderpunch you f-cking r-t-rd, it’s not very effective agains fire pokemon!
thunderpunch v.-
to use sheer manpower, rather than experience, in order to successfully perform a complicated or difficult task.

to use an excess amount of force to complete an athletic task.
john thunderpunched the javelin further than all the opposing team’s regular throwers.

despite having never kick boxed in his life, asante still managed to own his opponent through hefty thunderpunching.

when danny luperone thunderpunched the hurdle, it exploded.
a f-cking magical drink created by justin l. only available at taco bell. you know its thunder punch when its a clear-ish grey. it taste like f-cking jesus.

recipe:

– 2/5 sierra mist
– 2/5 baja blast mountain dew
– 1/5 pink lemonade
justin: hey, let’s go to taco bell and get some f-cking thunder punch!
devin: f-ck yeah! i wanna f-cking thunder punch a baby! then f-ck its mom’s brains out!
justin: f-ck yeah! let’s go.
bill clinton: drink thunder punch! it’s f-cking delicious!
a type of punch bruce lee invented usually reserved for the lower extremities of a man — the junk.

ex a.
dude, you are being an -ss, i’m totally going to thunder punch you in the junk.

ex b.
zombie bruce lee: hyahhhhh!!!!11!!!1 (punch)

me: f-ck, bruce lee’s motherf-cking zombie just gave me the thunder punch. now i have ball hurt.

when your engaging in s-xual intercourse with two twins and you slap them both with one swipe then they take a dump untill you hit them enough so they start to bleed
“yo i was with these two b-tch -ss twins and i had to thunderpunch them and they made a mess of my couch”