thunderfart
expulsion of a large, loud and foul smelling bolus of gas explosively from the -n-s. most often, but not always, accompanied by some liquid substance. has similarities to projectile vomitting in that there is a large volume expelled in a very short time.
the poor child was writhing in agony, and was saved by the inevitable thunderfart.
a thunderfart is a fart that, when farted it sounds like thunder.
“is there is storm coming?”
“no. why?”
“i thought i heard thunder.”
“oh… that was me. i farted a thunderfart.”
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