thunderstick


a nickname for a large and or powerful p-n-s. the phallus is known as the “thunderstick.” the s-m-n is known as “lightning” or “rain.” after having intercourse with a thunderstick, the female has been “thunderstruck.”
girl a- so preston got tanked at the party and got naked. his p-n-s is rather large and rather thick. i think it qualifies as a thunderstick.
girl b- nice! i hope i get struck by lightning!

man a- dude, i make it rain on dem hoes with my thunderstick.

boy a- yeah i boinked her last night. she’s been thunderstruck.
boy b- shizzle
long thin plastic ballons used as noisemakes iby fans at sporting events, usually in cities that don’t have fans who can make real noise (see los angeles angels).
man #1 – “why did all these angels fans bring their d-ld-s to the game today?

man #2 – “they’re not d-ld-s, those are those stupid thunder sticks. none of them can cheer properly, so they smack those things together”
p-n-s

(oohlalas-t-st-cl-s)
my thunder stick was loooking for action
large, stinky, and long t-rds
“dude i just made some thunder sticks in the bathroom”
a slang term for a firearm, usually a shotgun of the 12 gauge variety.
homie got hit with a thunderstick and was doa!
when a women uses her d-ld- so fast that u cannot see it any more means it is a thunderstick
dave watches mary use her thunderstick so fast that he could see it any he about blew his load all over her

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