Thurmaston
the worst part of leicestershire, if you went to this place you will know the meaning of chav. mainly owned by none other than the sc-mmy people from council estates, with regular fights between the next village called birstall the scallywags from thurmaston usually end up getting arrested (due to their thick parents and their un-educated excuse for a brain).
once again, this village has nothing to offer, thurmaston is like a t-rd.. its made from waste and it smells like sh-t.
chav1: you wanna go fight thurmaston tonight?
chav2: nah, they smell like sh-t.
chav3: it’s thurmaston!
chav4: f-cking chase them and we’ll sh-t on them.. hit him with the hammer!
mc hammer: hammer time!
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