Ticky penis


a game as secretive as freemasonry and usually played by the sons of free masons in public school dormitories mainly situated in the south of england.

similar to the play ground game, tag, young boys of a privileged nature run round with their w-llys out chasing each other with the object of the game, if you are it, is to tag someone with your w-lly so that they are it.

although this should be hard the school boys reach is enhanced by his semi as he is slightly aroused at being in close vicinity to other boys from privileged backgrounds.
“f-cking h-ll! rupert’s a right posh tw-t isn’t he. have you heard the lisp on him?”
“yeah he probably got hit in the face too hard whilst playing ticky p-n-s with his hunting frends”

“f-cking h-ll mate get out my personal sp-ce. this isn’t a game of ticky p-n-s. you tw-t”

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