tie on a jag
tie on a jag is a phrase originated in northeast pennsylvania. it refers to getting f-cked up on either beer or weed or both. instead of saying hey wanna get f-cked up to night you would say let’s tie on a jag.
joe: hey jake want to go tie on a jag tonight?
- i'm not saying, i'm just saying
insulting someone, while still being polite. guy: tiffany’s ugly as sh-t. guy 2: wait, what? guy: i’m not saying, i’m just saying guy 2: eh, guess you’re right. she is pretty f-cking ugly
- quintessential fucktard
a perfect example of a f-cking r-t-rd. barak makes bad decisions constantly on account of him being a quintessential f-cktard.
a colleague pr-ne to vacating their desk/seat and disappearing for extended periods to saunter and waft around in a manner akin to a fart, informally referred to as ‘doing a bernie’ or ‘going on a bernie’; they may return sporadically only to promptly disappear again, in which case they shall be referred to as having […]
- Grunder Trifecta
a grunder is the ultimate achievement of having the perfect combination of three stains in one’s a.k.a. at the same time. to achieve status, one must have signficiant , and stains in the at any one given time (if male). if female, , and stains at any one given time. the stains can be created […]
the act of using ones own -j-c-l-t- as a lubricant during masturbation. ever since i started practicing ejacubation, the scar tissue in my c-ck has diminshed greatly.