Tigers Face
the pattern of excrement usual found splattered on the rear of a toilet or even in your pants. the explosion marks normally left when a bowl movement leaves your -n-s at high velocity, leaving stripes across the said toilet or underpants.
“holey moley matt, looks like you have a tigers face in your boxers”
“my god mike, someone has left a tigers face in the bog”
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