tiger’s wife phobia
the fear of having a golf club break through your expensive suv’s window at 2 in the morning. (can only effect people named tiger woods and alec baldwin)
tom: tiger woods has had tiger’s wife phobia ever since that fateful day
jeff: poor guy
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