Tightmare
any pleasurable dream in which the dreamer experiences feelings of exhilaration, euphoria, pure bliss, etc.
father: last night, i dreamed that justin bieber was deported.
misinformed pre-teen daughter: omg daddy, that’s a terrible nightmare!!!
father: nah b-tch, that’s a tightmare.
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a blanket folded in a way to be used as a pillow. “hannah is sleeping with a tillow tonight”
- Timbeard
gratuitous violence and over-the-top cinematic action, usually in the name of christianity. “dood, i litrally just saw boondock saints ii: all saint’s day, and, it was more timbeard than the first one, somehow. from beginning to end, it was just one timbearded scene after the next.”
- Time Bomber
a extremely -n-l person who constantly takes cr-p from others or endures abuse while very slowly becoming angry (tic-tocing) and then without warning explodes and goes completely psycho. watch out! ann is starting to tick, she’s a time bomber and has a slow fuse but i don’t want to be anywhere near her when she […]
- time by
the act of going back in time and killing someone before they can commit some form of atrocity. ideally used for altering pop culture, not history. keanu reeves needs a time by right after bill and ted’s bogus journey.
- Tim Ryan
to perform an action in the most ridiculous way possible, with as much superfluous motion and gratutious rolling and/or diving. he totally timryaned that frisbee catch! the u.s. republican party’s worst enemy tim ryan: “i would like to clarify something. we’re not trying to scare kids, this president’s foreign policy is what’s scaring the kids […]