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• floppy glock

  floppy glock is a term used to describe how fast a school shooters gun is moving. the shooter is moving so fast and popping so many caps in -sses that the gun looks rubbery and is moving frantically as fellow student are being capped nick shot the school up on monday and he was popping […]

• mustache mud

  the residue on a g-y man’s mustache after tossing a salad guy 1″ dude, is that a black bean on your mustache, did u just eat a chipotle burrito?” guy 2″ no, i just left my boyfriends house, so it’s just a little mustache mud.”

• saidn't

  a contraction of “said not”. used as a sarcastic negatory response. that fit just right. haha, that’s what she saidn’t!

• shapeholder

  sh-t that is shaped like a p-n-s due to the the result of someone having gratuitous amounts of c-ck stuffed up his/her -sshole so much that their sh-t continuously holds the shape of an erict p-n-s. dude, you need stop your grindr binges, you’ve been sh-tting nothing but shapeholders for the past two weeks!

• dead self

  a way to say that you’re being for real or serious person 1: n-body got a good grade on that test. person 2: why you lying? somebody had to p-ss. person 1: nah really, dead self bro– n-body p-ssed.

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