Timberland Threesome


when a woman takes it both in the -n-lly and orally simultaneously. both men synchronize their pushing, and pulling to represent a saw cutting through a piece of lumber in the frigid wilderness. the first man to finish is the winner and yells “timberrrrr!” and then pushes the remaining quests off of the bed.
doctor: debby, how did you break your leg?

debby: well you see, it’s because i partic-p-ted in a timberland threesome

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