when you ask someone if they’ve done something which you know they haven’t and then as they’re answering they do the thing you’re asking them to do.
dad: “molly, is your seat belt on?”
teenage daughter: “uh, yes. . .” she says as she puts iphone down and tries to sneak it on without dad knowing.
dad: “no its not.”
teenage daughter: “yes it is!”
dad: “it wasn’t when i asked.”
teenage daughter: “yes it was!!!!”
dad: “oh, sweet child, you are suffering from a case of time r-t-rdation.”
teenage daughter: eye roll, back to iphone to snap-chat about how r-t-rded her dad is.
- trevor bourdeau
a douchebag who thinks he’s big sh-t but not, gives off a lot of little-d-ck energy and can’t take no for an answer you’re being a trevor bourdeau!!
- chubby legs
when someones legs are so chubby they wobble when they walk aarons got really chubby legs he’s too scared to wear shorts
- liam leask
a boy that had friends then lost friends then became a rec room boy he struggles to grow taller and has recently been accepted in the ccc. look theres a rec room boy it must be liam leask a short boy who struggles to grow. he recently lost his friends because of a fight. he […]
awesome character in the harry potter series. she’s a metamorphagus (she can change her appearance at will), which is left out in the fifth movie. a lot of things about her are left out in the movie… grr… anyways, in the 7th book she married remus lupin. she gets pregnant, but lupin freaks out and […]
an adlib commonly used by new era artist from california to atlanta the artist califix always uses the adlib ing-yong in every song