time retardation

when you ask someone if they’ve done something which you know they haven’t and then as they’re answering they do the thing you’re asking them to do.
dad: “molly, is your seat belt on?”

teenage daughter: “uh, yes. . .” she says as she puts iphone down and tries to sneak it on without dad knowing.

dad: “no its not.”
teenage daughter: “yes it is!”
dad: “it wasn’t when i asked.”
teenage daughter: “yes it was!!!!”
dad: “oh, sweet child, you are suffering from a case of time r-t-rdation.”
teenage daughter: eye roll, back to iphone to snap-chat about how r-t-rded her dad is.

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