Timehole
a timehole is any place that time seems to p-ss by at a dramatically increased speed. some say that the increase in speed is directly proportional to the deadlines one has.
the first timehole was discovered by a young girl in surrey england named alice who died of lupus after coming out of the timehole. timeholes have known to become mobile encapsulting around the office dullard.
i went into zack’s office at 8 am for a five minute meeting, and left at 12:30pm; i fell into a timehole.
how long will you be?
i am not sure i am stuck in a timehole .
ron wants to see me, but i don’t want to go. i don’t have any time to go into a timehole.
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