a sweetheart that will steal your heart away. he’s the most loving, kindhearted boy you will ever meet. you can stare into his blue eyes all day and run your fingers through his blonde hair. he personally loves red-headed green-eyed girls. he’ll make sure you’re always protected and never leave you upset. he’s the perfect boy anyone would die to have!
boy: “i got you a surprise!”
girl: “what is it?”
boy: “close your eyes!” -pulls out flowers-
girl: “timmer! you’re so cute!”
derived from ‘tmr’ meaning ‘total mental r-t-rd’. usually a complete loser with no meaning of life whatsoever, may be seen cupping a fart in his hand, then smelling it. generally m-st-rb-t-s into his grandfather’s underwear.
“hey timmer!! quit trying to hump my dog!!”
you’re such a useless peice of trash you stupid timmer!!”
the definition of timmers is emo
i wish my lawn was emo so it’d cut itself like timmers
verb – to p–p. you know…like p–p.
tiffany: gee miffy, you were gone for a while, did you have to timmer?
miffy: yeah. i so timmered.
- titty day
april 22nd is widely known as t-tty day. this is a day when most females do not necessarily expose, but make it so their br–sts are move revealed. some speculate that april 22nd is the date due to the two 2’s in the date, in relation to a pair of t-ts which contain 2 t-tties. […]
- Tit Volcano
the act of squeezing ones nipple untill blood spooges out of the nip. oh my god someone gave me a t-t volcano yesterday when i was sleeping.
- toilet dander
a build up of sh-t and toilet paper bits on the back of the seat, when you wipe your -ss with cheap toilet paper. man, at work there’s always toilet dander on the back of the seat, because my boss buys the cheapest f-cking toilet paper.
your -ss your a pain in my toota!!
the needless or unwelcome repet-tion of a fart. when someone farts and everyone laughs so they fart again, but no one thinks it’s funny the second time is an example of tootology.