the needless or unwelcome repet-tion of a fart.
when someone farts and everyone laughs so they fart again, but no one thinks it’s funny the second time is an example of tootology.
- Top Shelf Dick
phrase of endearment coined by the infamous c. storm. humbly referring to another man possesing the following qualities: a) tall, b)a brother of sigma chi, c)plays basketball, d)fancies red-heads, e) has a large p-n-s. “wow, trudi is going to date joe brown. she’s going to get some top shelf d-ck.” also see the following words: […]
like the most scrumptiosly mouth watering tastebud tingling drink after a long walk through a barren dessert…… that was the most toptastic night of my life……or ….. i was sooooo excited my head could have fallen off, i mean it was toptastic!
- To Pull A Wiseman
usually to enter from no where with a comment that depicts you are much smarter than those around you. the comment can be something that should have already happened but no one listened to you, or something painfully obvious etc. not to be confused with a lean-in! the act of pulling a wise man derives […]
- Pumpkin Fucking
putting a pumpkin between the v-g-n- and the wiener and smashing repeatedly so pieces of the pumpkin are buried into the v-g-n- see that girl over there? it’s halloween and that b-tch looks pretty down for pumpkin f-cking.
being s-xually aroused by someone in a band uniform. whoa! that cute clarinet player standing on the 40 yard line gives me a tromb-n-r! when your tossing a guys salad and you reach around and jerk him off like your playing a trombone. “hey b-tch give my a tromb-n-r.” when a guy gets a b-n-r […]