a tinder user who is famed and known to every male/female out for notoriously pursuing as many profiles as possible; simultaneously. they are often found to be deleting and reinstalling their profile in hopes of matching former left swipers. they blindly and furiously swipe right to every profile in a 160km radius, thus eventually gaining publicity amongst all tinder users and gaining tinder celebrity status.
“check out this guy i’ve been talking to, we might catch up for dinner”
“oh thats just jeff he’s the biggest tinder celebrity and has hooked up with everyone in town.”
they are caring , beautiful, and unique. they care for their friends and forgives too easily. does things on time. truthfull and trustworthy. she is the person you can rely on jeila you are a ggreat friend
a bad b-tch who takes sh-t from n-body. has hands, a fat -ss, and cute curly hair dammmn who’s that girl she’s bad af oh that’s my b-tch falasha
- spoon bandit
a nocturnal infiltrator who creeps momentarily into the spoon position before escaping unnoticed. much to my surprise, the cctv footage revealed the visit from a spoon bandit
- jim crow fisted
when you have 3 out of 5 inserted into your -n-s or v-g-n-. “yeah, i couldn’t really get it up so i just jim crow fisted him.
a fat man with a huge p-n-s , often masturbating to anyone around him that guys such an xrayhopper.