tinder egg surprise
a person on tinder who lies about their age. usually they are upfront about it and indicate that no, they are “actually 17” when their age is set to 22.
alyssa: just swiped right on a tinder egg surprise! is that wrong of me?
jen: well, you’ve always been a cradle robber!
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