tinket
the tinket is one of the greatest inventions of the 21st century . tinkets have made life more easy . it all started when a group of individuals went to get a burger , called the ‘zinker’ . hence , tinket was invented . theres no relation between the 2 words , but then again , its a tinket , so its alrite .
tinkets can be of various shapes and sizes . yesterday i was walking on the streets and i saw a car which had an upgraded tinket system . it was real cool , but i guess the owner would have some problems if the tinket over heats .
last week i went to get my tinket pierced , but then it hurt and i was admitted to the tinket ward of the palooza hospital on 23rd sloop road . later some friends visited and gave me some get well tinkets.
also , this one time , i was sitting at a burger joint and i saw 2 people sharing tinket sushi with bbq sauce . would you like fries with that sir ?
person1: better take care of your tinkets .
person2: why ?
person1: why not ?
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