Tipsiosity
tipsiosity is a measure of how drunk a person is; it can either be measured in bottles (e.g 9 bottles) or in staggers (e.g 8 staggers)- a bottle being a bottle drunk by the person, and a stagger being when the person in question stumbles or falls.
“man, she is wasted- she has a tipsiosity of 8 staggers!”
“hee hee hee….i’ve drank so, so much…..i’m at like, 9! bottles of tipsiosity…..did i ever tell you you’re my bestestestest friend?”
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