tissue box orgasm
to -j-c-l-t- so much that you need a whole box of tissues to clean up
guy 1: achoooo!!!!! u got any tissues?
guy 2: naw man, earlier i had a tissue box -rg-sm
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when you think you’re going to get caught masturbating so you -j-c-l-t- as soon as possible and grab the tissues rapidly causing many tissues to come out as well
guy 1: dude my mom almost caught me rubbin it out!
guy 2: that happened to me too, i had a tissue box -rg-sm, but my mom didnt even come in my room… f-ck
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