tissue bunnies are the left over remnants of toilet paper particles that get trapped on the v-lv-r and v-g-n-l areas after wiping.
“i’m enjoying c-nn-l-ng-s on my wife, except for constantly having to spit out these tissue bunnies.”
- tumblife experience
when a teenage boy/girl thinks they know more about life than you because of something they read on tumblr. tumblrite: why do you even smoke weed you filthy pig? you do realize you don’t need drugs to have a good time! why don’t you go rape an innocent woman? because that’s what degenerate male pot-smoking […]
- underwater ravioli
stingrays i fed underwater ravioli when i was at the aquarium.
having an extreme reaction to a minor problem or to something that may have already been solved. person one: i forgot my lunch today. person two: that sucks, want some of mine. person one: you don’t understand me, you -sshole. n-body wants to help me, and everything sucks and i want to die. person one: […]
when a person thieves your ideas and makes it their own hey suzie, wasn’t that your idea? yeah brah, that biznatch warholled my -ss!
- webster's dictionary
the first two words of a speech given by a complete tool. “greetings, faculty, parents, and fellow students. webster’s dictionary defines ‘graduation’ as…” any cheap lexicon between two book covers that contains the words ‘webster’s dictionary’ on the cover. please go to the dollar store and grab me a webster’s dictionary.