titfaced
incredibly drunk. beyond sh-tfaced.
dave: i was so t-tfaced last night that i rode a table down the stairs and ended up in the hospital.
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- tit hanger
a child or adolescent who has never grown away from the mother. on a construction job, were there are men working togather. somebody calls somebody a t-t hanger, its the same thing as calling him a momma’s boy.
- tithu
1) a small woodland animal that hangs from trees while looking for food. 2) another name for tissue john: hey greg did you bring your t-thus?? greg: hahahahhah!
- theodorable
usually used sarcastically; something that is so adorable that anyone named theo or theodore must take part in it theo: hahaha i’m so cute right? annie: -eyeroll- lol, right. yer theodorable. deva: lololololol
- Tivver
noun: trauma-induced recession of the already-flaccid penile truck into the body cavity, creating a v-g-n–like cylindrical cavern; occurs shortly after seeing disgusting specimen of human species, esp. the opposite gender. derived from trauma-induced v-g-n- (tiv). after seeing francisco in a dress i had the world’s worst tivver.
- TMBA
acronym for “too many blunts ago.” used by someone describing why they cannot remember something, usually from smoking way too much pot, stoner 1 : “hey man remember that time we went to the golf course and saw that wolf?” stoner 2 : “nahhh dude, that was way tmba!” too much body art. the equivalent […]