Tits or it didn’t happen
an expression requesting a picture of naked br–sts to serve as proof of having a girlfriend. also used to question an online poster’s s-xual ident-ty.
rosencrantz: my girlfriend gave me such a great bl-wj-b last night.
guildenstern: girlfriend? hah! t-ts or it didn’t happen!
philomena: i’m a gorgeous brunette with large br–sts looking for world of warcraft fans so i can suck their c-cks
nerdcore: no you’re not, you’re a guy.
philomena: no, i’m a girl
nerdcore: t-ts or it didn’t happen.
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