the moment when a fine, upstanding woman decides to let her mammaries be viewed. see also: underside of b–b.
dude 1: “bro i wasn’t sure about sheila but when she showed me her t-ttyglush i couldn’t help myself.”
dude 2: “happens to the best. t-ttyglush will get you.”
- Heaven Queen
one, who comes down from heaven to suck the living sh-t out of your soul just to get high on life. she can also be considered a ghost. boy: holy sh-t dude last night i was visited by the heaven queen.
a musician who rocks at jazz. that hepcat played an amazing solo during a night in tunisia. a cool person in the 40s who understands and speaks “jive” talk. man 1:look at that pink pigeon. she’s a murder of a queen. i might go beat up the chops, but i might say something off the […]
- hipster tan
a tan you get after spending a day drinking wine in the park; often leaving you tan only in the areas your v neck, cut off shorts, and vans don’t cover; similar to a farmer’s tan, but not; girl1: “oh no, i need to even out my hipster tan.” girl2: “you look like you’re wearing […]
- Newton Balls
when a man’s two t-st-cl- collide within the scr-t-m resulting in a painful feeling. much like that desk toy with the swinging b-lls. why’d you stop running? i have newton b-lls when you are at a sauna after working out and you are naked and start rocking hips side to side as to hit their […]
another word for kindness when you can’t think of the word kindness. nat: ye, her levels of… whatsitcalled… niceity have definatly gone up. lj: her levels of what?! nat: niceity. you know, that word that exists. it replaces ‘kindness.’ lj: oh ye, i know it.