Titus Maximus
when your about to blow your load from getting a girl in the -ss, repeatedly bigin donkey punching her until her -ss can’t get any tighter and it is nearly impossible to get your d-ck to pull out.
fred: dude, i lost my d-ck last night in her -ss!
george: sounds like she reached t-tus maximus; she’s gonna have head trauma and -ss problems for a month.
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