tl;jo
means “too long; jacked off”
when trying to obtain s-x from a significant other via text and they take too long to respond, this is the appropriate response when they get back to you.means “too long; jacked off”
when trying to obtain s-x from a significant other via text and they take too long to respond, this is the appropriate response when they get back to you.
me: hey come over
her (2 hours later): hey you still up?
me: tl;jo
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