TMP
((tickle my p-ssy))
person 1. hey what’s your anituls
person2. tmp
person 1. haha tickle my p-ssy
1.can be summed up in 2 words: ownage machine
2.gun that noobs think is weak
1.p1:i weild the ownage machin!
p2:oh you mean the tmp?
2.omfg wtf h4x wtf he kild me w/ teh tmp wtf wat a h4x0r tmp si teh suk!
tmp also known as – touch my p-n-s
one male is pinned down and another male pulls out his p-n-s and begins to m-st-rb-t- on to the first male. the first male must touch the other males p-n-s (and suffer being called a f-ggot). if the p-n-s is not touched, then the only way to end the game is by the other male finishing.
tmp!!!!!!
steyr tactical machine pistol. one of the best submachine guns in counter-strike. too many underestimate it though, which is sad, becuase thanks to it’s rate of fire, it’s very easy to get headshots with it.
— tmpm45742k4 killed -={fj33r}=-.v1p0r.(nosound).mp3 with a headshot from tmp —
— tmpm45742k4 killed ==r00l0rz==m0nk3ysh1t with a headshot from tmp —
— tmpm45742k4 killed |x0rz|1337|)00|).0wn4g3^ with a headshot from tmp —
-={fj33r}=-.v1p0r.(nosound).mp3: omfg
==r00l0rz==m0nk3ysh1t: what a lucky n00b
|x0rz|1337|)00|).0wn4g3: are you g-y?
tmpm45742k4: stfu tmp 0wnz0rz j00 @$5
acronym for “too much pressure”.
could also be used in the context of something being too much effort, and you can’t be bothered.
created by rosie lord and not george shiel
i’m not going tonight its just tmp right now
a very underrated weapon in counter-strike. it is best used at close range, and for clearing out rooms. because of the recoil and fast rate of fire, the bullets will recoil just enough to hit them in the head.
tmp is rumored to stand for too much pwnage.
tmp ( tickled me pink )
created november 24, 2009 by a dj from memphis, tn, called “record player”. used on facebook as an example of abbreviations that could be typed to show amus-m-nt instead of the overused “lol”.
tmp! i loved that entry in your blog!
or
tmp! can be used as an immediate response like lol!
touch my p-n-s
or in spanish, toca me la penga
it is multi-lingual.
this came from a conversation about abbreviations such as idk, omg etc… thus tmp was born.
tmp has already spread widely through out houston and we hope it continues to do so. young and old all appreciate the tmp.
omg, tmp! what are you doing 2nite? idk tmp?
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