To fill the moat
to urinate against a fence/wall/tree or simply directly on to the floor between 5 and 10 paces of one’s living quarters.
primarily used at campsites by males.
male 1: gentlemen, i must now depart to fill the moat, ready a beer for my return.
male 2: dude the bogs are just around the corner, cut that sh-t out.
-male 1 backhands male 2 for not honouring his god given right to urinate wherever the f-ck he pleases. also for being a f-ggot-
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