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• Toilet Terrorist

  when someone declares jihad on your toilet and completely destroys the toilet along with most of the bathroom. generally leaveing an unholy and enormous blast radius. you will be left with a totally clogged toilet and most of your house will smell like death. joe, the toilet terrorist came over last night and wrecked my […]

• tokitos

  adj. prize or reward i’ve earned my tokitos

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• Toledo Hotpipe

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• Tomatoe Terry

  n. -an alcoholic beverage secretly mixed in the back rooms of fine restaurants for the exclusive purpose of revenge upon a wicked customer. when a nasty customer orders a bl–dy mary- the waiter or waitress chews on a rotten tomatoe until it is soggy, spits out the contents into a bowl filled with minced parmesan […]

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