To Pull A Zimmer
1. saying something stupid or the action of doing something stupid in a vain attempt to be funny.
2. to embarr-ss ones friends by saying something stupid or the action of doing something stupid in a vain attempt to be funny.
3. the act of a zimmerism.
to pull a zimmer:
friend 1: yeah so i gotta do a 20 paige report on freaking penguins
chick: aww that sucks
friend 2: dude once when i lived in canada i kicked a penguin in the nuts hahahaha
chick: wow…ummm…-leaves-
friend 1: omg…you idiot…you just pulled a zimmer!! -proceedes to beat down friend 2’s -ss-
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