Toast the testicles


the act of p-ssing gas with your clothes on such that the heat from the fart is trapped in your pants and then p-sses across your b-lls and warms them. t-st-cl-s, b-lls, scr-t-m, p-n-s, junk, fart, break wind, p-ss gas, gouch, b-tt, b-tthole
i showered because i had to toast the t-st-cl-s when i was laying on the sofa.

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