toasticles
bits of toast crumb embedded in b-tter or margarine after it is returned to the refrigerator, left behind by careless use of a warm knife that has already made a p-ss along the surface of a piece of toast. (entered us english as a sniglet, c. 1984.)
george, an afficionado of fine b-tters, found the abundance of toasticles in the tub rather revolting.
whenever you take a laundry load out of the dryer and immediately put on a steaming hot pair of underwear
“ain’t nothing like a nice pair of toasticles on a cold day.”
when you scr-pe bits of burnt toast into the sink then the little scr-pings in the bottom of the sink are ‘toasticles’
the sink was full of toasticles
the pun on t-st-cl-s for a person who’s nickname has something to do with bread mainly “toast” or “toaster”
you hit toaster in his toasticles
the black pieces that fall off into the b-tter dish when you b-tter toast.
i had to clean all the toasticles out of the b-tter dish once again.
what you get when a cup of coffee (or really hot soup) spills on your pants.
my toasticles hurt like mad when i spilled my coffee
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